The latest INSANITY regarding wagons... and trucks

OK. This is just too cool, for school or really anything else on Planet Earth. Check out this baby:

We added an extra patty on the buns

How's that for "beefing" things up??? Man, am I geekin' out right about now... WHY didn't I get to have one of these when I was a kid? (We're going to be the coolest production company in the US.) The light wagon was a little unstable so we welded on some extra axle and slapped on 4 extra tires. ARE YOU KIDDING ME??? 

No. 

See?

It's...

And with the light carrier attached:

A light load...

Many wheels make light work? Light loads need many wheels. Or something.